Things We Find At Wal-Mart

Health and Beauty Department

Mary Margaret: Since I have my own money, can I buy some shaving stuff?
ME: Sure
MM: Nair for Bikini's?
ME: NO, you can have shaving cream.
MM: Okay (she walks over and picks up the shaving cream, looks at her list and walks over to the SUMMER'S EVE/KYJELLY/CONDOMS isle)

MM: I need some of this, I want to try it. (Handing me the Warming KY and Summers Eve)
ME: OH.NO.YOU.DON'T.
MM: Why not?
ME: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MM: Well, I need it.
ME: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS FOR? (imagine my voice several octaves higher)
MM: Not really
ME: (decided not to hold back) KY is for people who have sex ALOT and the Summer's Eve is for women to clean themselves up with because sex stinks.
MM: O.M.G. I don't need that. EWWWW, My stomach hurts now.
ME: Thats right. Remember that.

Note: She has been wanting to buy some of this stuff for a while. I think that she really just wanted to know what it was for and that was her way of finding out.