I Love Danger

I've been holding out some information.

I really took this job at the funeral home 8 years ago because I LOVE DANGER.

I have come close to being run over too many times.

Yesterday, on the ice, TWO PEOPLE, tried to break in the funeral procession. The first guy broke in, almost hitting me and the FIRST CAR CARRYING THE FAMILY! What did this person do? He TURNED into the bank causing the hole funeral procession to have to come to a complete stop on the ice and snow.

Second person with no home training came about 3 inches from smacking someone in the second funeral we had yesterday.

As if that wasn't dangerous enough...

A skunk ran out in front of my van...

I could not dodge because of all the snow...

Lucy stinks.

Bad.

The end.

More Snow

This is rare in Wynne Arkansas...two snows in one year...wow

We are like the post office...neither rain, sleet, or snow stops Kernodle Funeral Home


Break from school...no break from work....

How To Tell Its' Gonna Be a LONG DAY

You work at a funeral home.
It's Saturday.
You have a cold.
You have to work on Saturday.
You pull up to the funeral home and there are 3 transport services lined up waiting to unload.
You have a cold.


It's gonna be a long day.

This is Kaye, how can I help you?

Ring, Ring...

ME:Kernodle's

Caller:Um yes, I think I have the right place who is this?

ME: This is Kaye, how can I help you?

Caller:I tired the City Hall.

ME:Okay, what can I do for you?

Caller:My cousin wants to bring his mom's cremains to Arkansas.

ME:Okay, how can I help?

Caller:I need to know what plot his mom's mom is in.

ME:In our cemetery? I'll need to know the name of the person.

Caller:Yeah, I tried City Hall. The name? my cousins mom.

ME:Okay, City Hall is responsible for Cogbill Cemetery. We own Crosslawn Cemetery. Which cemetery do you need and I don't know who your cousin is.

Caller: What Hospital Cemetery?

ME:Um, I'm sorry, I didn't say anything about a hospital.

Caller:Yes, you just told me his mom's mom is in the hospital cemetery.

ME:No, mam I did not.

Caller:I'm telling you did and I don't know what you are talking about a hosptial for.

.....it kept going for a few mintues, she finally decided she was looking for a personal cemetery person and needed to find Hill Cemetery....

CRAZY, RIGHT?

That's how I roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tricky

Owl City has 10 million Fire Flies....

Butler Manor has 10 million Potato Bugs...

Will they EVER go away?