The Pool guys got to the house about 2 PM and was finished by 5 PM. We started filling the pool yesterday afternoon and filled 15 inches. We started the water again this morning, you can only fill it during daylight hours, because the sunlight heats the liner and makes it softer.
This is the pool under construction.
Isn't it pretty?
Sally Hansen must be a man!
Lets be honest. We all wax or pluck or bare some kind of pain to be beautiful. I am my father's daughter and I love him dearly, but I do not want his unibrow, so I wax. I do not wax my legs or underarms and I have never even thought about a bikini wax. I feel that if we endure the pain of the product, it should at least WORK!
This product has to be made by a man. I thought that I would save a couple of trips to the beauty shop and do my own eyebrows. I use the "hair off" strips, but I thought, this wax will remove it and I wouldn't have to do it every week. I get my little eyebrow stick, put on the wax, above and below the brow as instructed to do and press the cute little cloth to my eyebrow and rip. GOD.BLESS.AMERICA.THAT.HURTS. My hair dresser hurts, but she has NEVER, NEVER, NEVER hurt me like that.
I look in my mirror, expecting all my unwanted eyebrow hair and wanted skin to be missing, and guess what. IT.DID.NOT.FREAKIN.WORK. The pretty green wax was still on my face, except for this one dot in the middle of my eyebrow that was a mistake, it worked there.
The box says, washes off with water easily...BULL.CRAP. More like, you need to scrub with a pumas rock to remove all that pretty green sticky wax.
Because I have not had enough pain for the week, I decide, maybe this will work on my legs better. I see a spot that I missed shaving 3 inches above my knee and whip out the wax spatula and smear the pretty green wax on and apply the cute little cloth and rip.
GOD. BLESS.AMERICA.THAT.HURT.AND.IT.DID.NOT.FREAKIN.WORK.
I want to talk to this man Sally Hansen code name THE TORTURER.
If Sally Hansen is a man, lets wax his eyebrows, back, underarms, and other certain parts of the male body, you know what else...(family blog so I'm keeping it PG rated) and see how he likes it. If you are going to bare the pain, THE FREAKIN PRODUCT SHOULD AT LEAST WORK.
Thank you very much for listening.
Kaye

1 comments:
Just had a brow wax. My waxer said she would NEVER do her own, now I know why.
If you find Mr. Sally, I'll meet you out back with a baseball bat.
(And bikini waxes aren't so bad), but don't try at home.
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