Say What? Part 2

Science Homework 7th grade

Question: Where does fertilization take place in the mother?
Answer: Fertilization takes place in the mother.

FOR REAL?
Question: How are identical twins formed and how are fraternal twins formed?
answer: with sperm and eggs

FORTHELOVEOFPEANUTBUTTER I did not know that.

MM: "I can't find this in the Science book or in my notes."
ME: "I assure you that the teacher did not ask you a question on a study guide that is not in the book or notes. When the teachers writes the questions, its not over new material that you've never had!"
MM: "I didn't know the teacher writes these questions."

You are kidding, right?

Social Studies Homework 7th grade
Question: During the war between the Spartans and Athens, __________ had the advantage.

MM: "Kaye Kaye, come here, I can't figure out who fought the war between the Spartans and the Athens."

No comment.

Sunday, dinner at parent's-in-law's house....

MM: "OMGosh, my fish died!" (The parent's in laws have a fish tank)
Sister-in-law: "Maybe its an OMEN"
MM: "No it was a young one, I'm sure."

Again, no comment.


Y'all, stop being jealous of me. You can't be me, it just wouldn't work.