Crack Me Up!

This morning, yes I'm working, 3 funerals...anyway....

This community I live in is having its annual "FARM FEST", I remember it being a fun time to see the homemade crafts and listen to the local bands at night. Now you have the "carnies" that come to town and it takes away from the actual Farm Fest, I think. Also someone host several different races, walking, running, etc. The starting and finishing lines have been set up 1 block from the funeral home, this has brought all the lovely spectators.

This is what cracked me up.

A "spectator type person" was walking in front of the funeral home,
my boss says, "Kaye, come here! You have to see this!"
Me: What is it?
Boss: It is a man with a ghetto blaster!
Me: A what?????
This person was carrying a huge "jam box" on his shoulder, and he was wearing parachute pants, high tops, and a black and purple striped shirt with a mullett. I swear, NO LIE.