Ouch and Say What???

Once again there is pain and agony at Butler Manor. YARM14YOL has been practicing for the hurdles tryouts like you wouldn't believe. Yesterday there was a boy at the track, who gave her some pointers. Do you remember what it was like, a teen girl, wanting to impress a teen boy (who by the way is way to old for her, but still)? It goes something like this...

(I'm not sure what dashes this kid ran, just go with me on this okay?)
Boy:Hey, I ran the 800 dash, lead for the high school last year.
YARM14YOL: Wow. Did you have to run fast.
Boy: Um, yeah? I also know a little bit about the hurdles
YARM14YOL: I know everything about them, but you should give me pointers.
(all dimples, long fluttering eyelashes and smiles)
Boy:Okay. You do like this... then this...blah blah blah
YARM14YOL: Oh, yeah I already knew all that. Let me show you.

So she then jumps the hurdles. What were the results?


And then she wanted the whole world to see this video...

Some of my blog friends made it over to her blog and commented, which made her day. She thinks Bugs In My Teeth gives good safety tips and Calgon Take Me Away gave her some good support.

Never a dull moment (well except for when I was bored on Monday, I think I jinxed us by posting about boredom).

Say What?
Spring Break here in Arkansas...

ME to Girls: Have you got your wallets with you today?
BOTH: Yes
ME to Girls: Good, we may go to the Cross County Workshop (thrift store) at lunch to see about getting Mary Margaret some clothes for her Mission Trip with the church.
BOTH: Yes!

Later...(10 min later)

Taylor to me: I'm going to pay at lunch today.
Me: What? Pay where? We are eating salads that we brought, remember?
Taylor: You just said we were going to The Old Pork Chop to eat today, is it a new place?
Me:??#@%*#$@?? What? When did I say that?
Taylor: Just a few minutes ago. The Old Pork Chop, where MM goes on her Mission Trip.
Me: I SAID....CROSS....COUNTY....WORKSHOP....
Taylor: Oh, so we're not going out to eat.
Me: No.
Taylor: Dang.

I know you all want to be me. Remember, if you get to be me that...Bugs in My Teeth advised YARM14YOL to run with a bat...YARM14YOL could be armed and smart once a day, Taylor will need a translator...ya'll come on!
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I need to clarify something....

The part where I inserted all the characters...I WAS NOT CUSSING...which is what MM said it meant. I MEANT IT AS CONFUSION.

She was all....OH MY GOSH YOU SO SORT OF CUSSED IN YOUR BLOG.

I was all NO I DIDN'T!

I was Informed that when you are YOUNG and COOL this @#$&*@#$@%$ stands for cuss words.

Obiviously I'm not young and cool. Im old and boring.

FYI: Kids on Facebook CAN'T SPELL. And they are rude. I learned today..304 mean "Hoe". However you spell it.