Early Morning Spiders

The sun has not risen yet. The day is young, peaceful and quiet at Butler Diaries Manor. It's 5:30 AM. The first order of the day is always starting a load of laundry. Normally, Kaye checks the dirty clothes tossed carelessly into the laundry room, just to make sure there are no creepy crawly spiders lingering around. This particular Tuesday morning, she was in a hurry because she overslept 30 minutes. She has separated the clothes into piles the night before. She starts the washer going over her mental to do list for the day. Bends over to pick up the load and low and behold a huge wispy spider is in her face. Quickly she throws the laundry down on the floor and picks up a discarded flip flop and beats the poor thing to death, so she thinks. She rummages around through the pile, and low and behold, there it is moving every time she moves MM's sports bra it comes at her. Whats a girl to do, beat it again. This time something looks different about the spider that won't die. Now it looks more like something sewn into the bra.

It looks a lot like the Danskin Dancer logo.