The Crud

Hello.
I have the CRUD.
I am not pleasant.
I want to be pleasant, but I'm not.
I'm also hot.
Why is it 80 degrees in the 2nd week of March?
It will be 40 degrees tomorrow.
Everything gets on my VERY LAST nerve while I have the crud.

Example of my very last nerve being overloaded:

• Drake, our stupid extremely smart lab, is barking at N.O.T.H.I.N.G.
• Taylor or the basketball has got to go, I'm having a hard time deciding which one goes
• My ears are popping
• I couldn't walk today because I CANT BREATHE
• Satan himself is walking a fine line tonight because I seriously think HE'S THE ONE that sent the potato bugs to my home
• The potato bugs are marching around and around and around and around my lamp
• Drake is still barking
• The heat
• My nose is dripping JUST ON ONE SIDE
• AND my nose is stopped up on the opposite side
• My eyes hurt
• The unfolded clothes are laughing at me
• The unwashed dishes are "ROTFL" at me, like wild hyenas
• The Vacuum cleaner snarls at me because I've neglected him today (for those who don't know, I'm a vacuum freak)
• The new McDonald's Fillet of Fish commercial, OMGosh, how many times must one endure pure stupidity during one show.

Whine, whine, whine...I need some cheese for my whine. Oh, how could I forget, IVE GOT TONS OF CHEESE because that's just about all I can eat and I have LETTUCE. Pity party. This is my first cold of the wintersummer season. What? In Arkansas we are allowed to call it wintersummer, we're rednecks that way.
Quick say what from the weekend...
Taylor: What are we doing, Now-ah?
ME: I'm going to clear the trip mileage and see how far we walked today.
Taylor: Uh...WHHHHYYYY
ME: Stop whinning.
Taylor: Okay, I'll help you add the miles up.
ME: Go for it.
Taylor: Um, don't you think that if you drive slower, it would mean we walked more miles?

Oh yes she did.
YARM14YOL didn't join in the conversation, basically, she barely talked all weekend because THE BEST AUNT IN THE WHOLE WORLD introduced her to Jon Bon Jovi on her Ipod. The 1980's Jon Bon Jovi.