Calls from Home

Ring Ring...
Me: hello
Taylor: hey
Me: hey
Taylor: When do I get my eyes?
Me: Um, you already have your eyes. (what?)
Taylor: I do?
Me: Yes, you were born with them.
Taylor: Not my eyes on my face.
Me: What eyes?
Taylor: When do the eyes in the back of my head come in?


Ring Ring...
Me: hello
MM: hey
Me: hey
MM: I'm looking cute again.
Me: okay
MM: I was wondering......
Me: what
MM: OMG I don't know how to say this.
Me: just say it. There's not much you could say now days to shock me.
MM: Okay, here goes. Did women have their monthlys in the olden days. Like the days of Little House on the Priarie? They never say anything about their monthly's on those shows. So did they have them and if they did, what did they do, you know, for stuff for their montlys?
Me: Mary Margaret. I.AM.AT.WORK. Serious questions only.
MM: It is serious. I mean like serious serious.
Me: Loveyou goodbye.

Later that same day...

Me: I'm home.
MM: hey Kaye Kaye
Me: house looks good.
MM: seriously, I want to know about the monthly
Me: I thought you were being funny today.
MM: No.
Me: you've had two years of health, plus what I've told you.
MM: Nobody ever discussed the pioneer women with me.

and then it got real silly. I spare you all.