Quiet Afternoon? Nope

On the ride home tonight...
(I was not involved in this conversation, I just listened)

YARM13YOL: I just can't wait until the first game.
Taylor: I'm getting a frosty.
YARM13YOL: They don't turn on the air in the gym.
Taylor: I'm gonna start laying eggs soon.
YARM13YOL: Anyways, I'm always cold hot sweaty during practice.
Taylor: That happens right before I period.
YARM13YOL: Chandley is a Tom Boy
Taylor: Julia is moving to Florida if there is anymore violence at school.
YARM13YOL: That's impossible, Julia's not moving.
Taylor: Do we have plans on Friday?
YARM13YOL: Basketball shoes are $55.
Taylor: I hope I eat lunch tomorrow.
YARM13YOL: Don't forget we get to watch Ballet Shoes tonight.
ME: We are not watching movies.
Taylor: Hair grows from under your arms, I know this because it happened to me. I told them so in class.
YARM13YOL: I don't think my deodorant worked today.
Taylor:(giggling uncontrollably) I think you stink bad, like Kaye's breath in the morning.
YARM13YOL: I have to wear my undershirt in basketball to keep from getting hot.
Taylor: I told my health teacher that she needed the shirt that says BABY BUMP. She said OOOOOKKKKKAAAAYYYYY Taylor. I think she will get a shirt and think of me every time she wears it.

**Is it illegal for the driver to jump from the moving car?**