Could someone please use the following word in a sentence?
Alluminateingly
This weekend, watching a movie (I can't remember which one) SOMEONE said..."Wow that sure was alluminateingly gross."
This portion was added after lunch today...
Lunch with friends...
Friend to Teens: My mom married my dad when she was 17.
Teen: Oh, wow that means she was 15, then 16, and then at 17 she married your dad.
Me to myself: I'm going on Vacation by myself. Far Far away.
Subject: Eyebrows
Teen: Oh, Oh, you should shave her eyebrows and then draw them real surprised looking like Ms. Tommyee does, you know Kaye's grandma. Ms. Tommyee draws her eyebrows on really big.
Friend: Oh, she sure does.
Teen: Yes, her make up always looks n-i-c-e.
Friend: How is Ms. Tommyee, I don't hear much about her from ya'll anymore.
Me: Dead
Friend: Oh, Thats right, I forgot.
Teen: Me too.
Subject: Tongue:
Teen: What are these bumps on the end of my tongue?
Friend: We were told all our life that they were lie bumps.
Teen: You are what, 48? I bet they were lie bumps back in the day.
Friend: I'm 22.
Friend's daughter: Momma that would mean you had me when you were 10.
Another Teen: Wow, you were a child mom.
Friend: I'M NOT 22 I'M 38.
Teen: Besides they can't be lie bumps because I stopped lying yesterday.
I just listened to that conversation and let my friend have that one all to herself.
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5 comments:
Please refer to your copy of the redneck dictionary. I'm sure it is listed in there with mayonaisse (as in, man, they's a lot of people in here--mayonaisse), fur--meaning a pretty long distance away, richyonder--where something is (right over there or yonder), and my personal favorite cheatyet--which everyone knows is an entire sentence wanting to know if you have been to lunch or dinner followed by jew--did you?. Which one replies ownto--would you care to join me. More fun speaking redneck than text. OMG!! Not only am I bilangual, I would be quadlangual!
i don't even know what that means! how am i supposed use it in a sentence
Might I point out that Julia Kathryn is also a TEEN.
hahahaha! sounds like fun times! love how the kid ratted her own mama out! "That means you woulda had me when you were 10!" hahaha! too funny!
Kids love to rat you out!!!!
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