This and That

Setting the Scene...Getting ready for school. Early Wednesday morning at Butler Manor, Taylor is in the shower and does not know that YARM13YOL is in the bathroom too, also Kaye is in the bathroom.

MM to Kaye: Can you straighten my hair?(quietly)

Me to MM: Yes, you must blow dry your hair. (semi-loud)

(Taylor hears...YOU...BLOW...DRY...YOUR....HAIR.....NOW)

Taylor to Kaye: But I just got shampoo in my hair I can't blow dry it.

Me to Taylor: I didn't tell you to blow dry your hair.

Taylor: (is this lady crazy???) OKAY, she says very slowly.

Me to MM (mm is walking away): YOU MUST TOWEL DRY YOUR HAIR NOW TO GET ALL THE EXTRA WATER OUT. (semi shout because she is getting farther away)

Taylor takes her towel off the rack and says..."Okay, but don't yell at me when the towel gets wet." and yes proceeds to towel dry her hair that has conditioner in it while still in the shower.

Mary Margaret (not by her own free will) washed dishes last night and Taylor & MM cooked dinner which left me with the most hated chore of all...

The sock basket. Those socks have been glaring at me for quite sometime now. I have pictures, I do, of the before and after of the sock basket, but left my camera card at home. So I'll post those exciting pictures Thursday.

Before
After 30 minutes of matching...I still have single socks looking for their mate.

Thank you, thank you for all your advice on how to remove carmex...I have enough carmex stained clothing to try them all and will let you what worked best!

I'm busy at the funeral home today...

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2nd part of the post for Wednesday....Priceless

Funeral Directors wife calls and asks him to please come help her, her phong doesn't work. (This translates to my remote entry gadget is not working and yes Funeral Director called it a phong). Funeral Director hops in his car and heads over to the assisted living where his wife has been visiting some of the ladies there for a 100 birthday party. Funeral Director drives up and the wife says, Oh we don't need you now (thanks for calling and letting Funeral Director know). So-N-So stuck her hand in the window that I left down and unlocked the car and I've already got everything packed back in the car and I'm ready to go home. Thanks for coming down honey.

Funeral Director "H o n e y, did you move your car to the breeze way to make it easier on you, carrying stuff in and out?"

Wife: No, its right here pointing a sand colored car with all her belongings packed up and ready to go.

Funeral Director: HONEY. . .You drive a Toyota Avalon...you broke into a FORD TARUS. I hope the person driving that car doesn't come out before you move out of their car into yours. I think that if you point your PHONG to that Toyota over there it might work.

Wife: Um, lets keep this between the three of us.

Funeraldirector did not keep it to himself.