Sunday, September 07, 2008

Eggs and Church

Eggs...

Dear Wal-Mart:

I visited a Wal-Mart today against my better judgement. My weekend was as horrible and anyone could imagine, but I still need supplies, so Wal-Mart bound was I.

Your managers seem to have a hiring problem. Every Wal-Mart that I have been in recently all have one thing in common. EGG HATING STOCK PERSONS. (how politically correct can I be?) Why do you hire stock persons that hate eggs. I'm sorry, did you say that you don't question the potential stock persons about their love/hate of eggs? Maybe you should.

Let me elaborate. There sure were a lot of egg choices, I mean, you have done well in that area. I found 1 dozen medium eggs that had been spared. Each carton I touched was oozing with egg yolks, excluding the one I bought. Oh, I'm sorry was excluding too big a word? I'll do better.

I'll be sure to type really slow.

The.stock.person.pulverized.the.eggs. Its happening in every Wal-Mart. Did you hire the Egg Mafia? Just wondering, because whoever worked the eggs over, is a very angry person. Oh, one more thing, why does all your milk leak? Just Askin and Just Sayin.

Church...

Bro. Matt's sermon this morning was about Our God is a Sovereign God, forgiveness, how we make our decisions to make our spot in Heaven. It was a very emotional service for two the Butler girls, as a matter of fact, the whole day was emotional. I kind of expected someone to make a move to the front for prayer, but she stayed put. Tonight's message was from Colossians chapter 1:1-22. All about how thankful we should be, poor, hungry, etc. and basically I got out of it this...the BOOK is no good on a shelf...its only good OPEN.

Also, Luke Tolar from Panama City Beach, Florida was voted to be called as the Music Pastor.

I just want to say how thankful I am that I have Mary Margaret and Taylor and Tim in my life. I truly feel that this is what God intended for my life although things seem a little muddy at times.

I love you girls, the good, the bad, and the ugly.

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