My friends are a wonderful collection of amazing women.
Lets play WHO DID IT?(oh, I'm included on this one).
WHO DID IT? (answers added 9/18/2008)
The players: Sandy @ Sandy's Pearrls
Dianne @ Country & Lovin It
Dianna @ (she doesn't blog: she's busy rearranging her furniture & cleaning like a mad woman)
Me @ THIS BLOG
- Try to kill a mosquito that was outside from the inside while driving. DIANNE
- Warmed up soup at lunch, went to check on the soup, soup was still cold because it was.....on the wrong burner. SANDY
- Walks on a tread mill because she is afraid someone will want to abduct her if she walks on the highway, because she be lookin good and all that walking all done up all perfect,
sweating like a mule dragging family size deodorant behind, just in case she sees someoneDIANNA - Wakes up from deep sleep, picks up her cell phone and tries to turn the volume down on the TV and it works. (why does it work? because the loving husband was awake when this happened and used the remote to turn the TV up and down.) This person says to husband..."see I knew this phone would work the TV! so there!" and she promptly went back to sleep. ME
- Place dinner on cooking sheet, turn on oven and wait for dinner to cook. Go check 15 min or so later, dinner not in oven, where could it be? Has it been stolen? NOOOOO its still sitting on top of the stove never even been put in the oven. DIANNE
- Sits at stop sign waiting for the light to turn green. ME
- Picks up child at movies...one child jumps out and back in real quick, adult locks doors and pulls off, hears some knocking, turns around to
yellask nicely to stop the knocking and there is not a child in the back seat...said child is running behind vehicle beating on window screaming, "You're leaving me!" ME - Flings cheese from pizza in lunch buddy's' drink DIANNE
- Used to burn bread after taking it out of the oven and sitting it on a hot burner on the stove SANDY
- Wakes up from a deep sleep and asks husband for a seat belt in the bed, what kind of seat belt he asks (he really loves to play along with this sleepy person), you know the kind of seat belt that you use as a seat belt. I need one. He says "For the Bed?" Well duh....doesn't everyone? ME
- Once cooked fried chicken in powdered sugar by mistake. ME
- Leaves the safety of her house (formerly on Sequoia) drives to the light, takes a right onto Falls Blvd. finds somewhere to turn around pulls back into her driveway and goes back in her house, why? Because she forgot where she was going in the first place. SANDY
- Looking for her cell phone, she dials...870-588-XXXX, no cell rings, friend on the other end thinks, hum, wonder why that number is calling...hey, why are you calling me? I'm on the phone with you...oh, I was trying to call my cell. She dials 870-588-XXXX, again the friends phone rings...um, you are calling me again...well crap! DIANNA

5 comments:
Geez? Was that all in one week?
Funny stuff. tim is the one in the remote/phone one, so it must be you on that one. and the leave kid behind running too!
Do I get bonus points for posting the answers?
I have no idea who did what but it is funny!
These are so funny. A few of them sound like things I would do.
1. me
2. you
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10. you
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12. Sandy
13. Dianna
Congrats on breaking the # barrier!
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