My Life has a witness!!!!

I know most of you sit in your little worlds, saying "Now that Kaye, she just makes all this stuff up. There's no way those kids can say so much off the wall stuff."

I HAVE A WITNESS.

Sandy Brawner is my witness. She works here at the Funeral Home on Wednesdays and Fridays. Today she had the pleasure of witnessing my life "live".

On Wednesdays, my baby sitter drops the girls off at the Funeral Home because of piano lessons. YARM13YOL was the first one in the door. We had a customer, so I pointed to the "blue room" door. (This is a room rarely use where they go to do homework stop laughing and other junk until I get off). When I pointed...YARM13YOL rolled her eyes and sulled up, like I had done something rotten to her personally. Taylor went straight to the blue room. Sandy witnessed this. We laughed.

Then...

YARM13YOL comes out of the blue room a little later, asked for a calculator.
ME: Could you wait until we get home to do the math homework?
YARM13YOL: It's science.
ME: Ok, put your glasses back on.
YARM13YOL: But I can see.
ME: Then you don't need glasses.
YARM13YOL: No, I need them, I just can't read words with them.

I told you all that I could never make this stuff up!

This is where you all say (dramatically) OHhhhhhh, I so want to be Kaye.


This morning on the way to school YARM13YOL informed me that she was tired of me asking "Have you been smart 1 time today." So I say, "You should never had told me that you were only smart 1 time a day. "

She said...

"That's why I'm changing to "I'm only smart on the weekends."

I'm looking forward to my weekends, how 'bout you all?