Things Are Not Always As They Seem

Another Funeral Home Story!!!!!!!!! I think that I've created some monsters! These guys are just full of stories...They like your commments!

Early 1970's or Late 1960's
The funeral directors head out to a train wreck where there had been a fatility, a lady was killed in this wreck. They work the wreck and head back to the funeral home.

The funeral director that stayed behind comes running up to the funeral coach as they pulled in to the funeral home.

Mr. Fifer: What do you guys have...lets hurry...
Mr. Kernodle: What do you mean?
Mr. Fifer: Call came in at the Drug Store, said Kernodle's got the death in the train wreck and the head was decapitated!
Mr. Kernodle: Don't know what they are talking about. This lady is not decapitated.
They chalk up the story to just rumors flying (really fast, since it beat them to the funeral home).
Mr. Kernodle is bothered by this story so he begins to think...
This lady was wearing a wig that had flown off during the wreck. Someone brings him the wig, he opens up the car door and places the wig on the foot of the cot...someone driving by had seen that happen. This was the decapitated head, nothing but a wig.

Recently...
This person had been in the hospital. The family comes in and wants cremation. We do the cremation. The family comes in one day after the cremation and SERIOUSLY asks this question: "Is it to late to get so-in-so back? We want to take pictures to sue the hospital." This family was serious.