Technology Melt Down

You know its going to be a great day when:
(I know the first two do not have anything to do with technology)

1. Your drama queen says she doesn't have to carry a backpack to school, can not carry a purse, or a coat more than 2 inches thick...because they are having benchmark testing...(only one of these statements are true - the backpack statement)

2. You realize you forgot to give the drama queen lunch money, so now you will have to listen to her whine about the lunch lady lecturing her, when she really could have picked her lunch money up off of the dresser, but you have spoiled them by handing them everything they need....

3. You arrive at work and a) light fixture in the pallbearer room does not turn on and yes you have checked all the bulbs b) your two most important printers both have warning lights blinking c) you left the lap top computer at home on your kitchen table and finally d)someone has managed to make the message light on your desk phone stay on and you can't make it go off


This would be what caused the light problem. Its broken.

We at the Funeral Home think that this switch could have worked a few more days...this switch is new compared some of the things around here.

This day has just begun...things could plummet, spiralling out of control any minute