More Water and Funeral Home Stories

Boy the Stories are rolling around this place!!!!!!!!!!!

In the 70's:
The Funeral Directors walk to the coffee shop and on the way drop off a portable air tank at the Gas Station. The guys have their coffee break and on the back one of the funeral directors is going to pick up the tank and carry it back.
Roy Long(owner of the gas station) Steps out and says: Hold It!!!!! You can't pick that up! Its got 150 lbs of air in it.
Funeral Director: Stops and says Oh Okay I'll go get the truck! He walks away and gets about 10 feet, and realizes...the tank does not weigh any more than it did when he dropped it off....compressed air.


Weird Story #1
Lady brings clothes for her mother, uderwear, hose, dress, and shoes. The lady comes to the funeral home to view her mother before the public gets there. She looks at her mother, everything looks great, but.....
She says: Did you put those shoes on mother?
FD: Yes
Lady: What mother is wearing is way more comfortable than what I have got on, please take off her shoes and I'll wear them and she can have mine.
Funeral Director takes off the shoes and the lady puts them on and wears them.

Weird Story #2
Lady brings some earrings for her mother to wear. She says...shoot, I was supposed to bring clip on earrings for momma...oh, go ahead and put the piereced ones on momma..
FD: Is your mother's ears pierced?
Lady: No, but momma won't feel anything.



This picture is taken from the deck on my front of my house. You can see that it looks like we have lake front property.


This the bay bridge looking east towards Memphis.