As you all know, I live with two of the best questioner's in the whole world. Remember last weeks question "Can we go to the island of Viva Viagra?". Well, no such questions tonight, yet, but there have been tons of questions AND they know I watch the Bachelorette on Mondays with absolutely no talking except during commercials.
The questioning started earlier this afternoon when I headed to Dr. Jackson's office to drop them off for fillings and such.
MM: Do you think Dr. Jackson will notice my eyes today?
Taylor: He'll notice your breath cause you didn't brush, stinky. I brushed and I wearing perfume.
MM: Ha! He's gonna laugh at your funny looking head band.
Taylor: No he's not, Kaye make her stop saying that.
Later...
Taylor: (Sniff, Sniff) We're finished come get me.
In the Lucy Van...
ME: Why were you pouting, Taylor?
Taylor: I slipped in some water and fell right in front of Dr. Jackson and made my knee bleed. He probably thinks I'm the biggest dork ever!
MM: He already knew that probably.
Back at work at the Funeral Home
Taylor: Got any dead people here today
Me: Nope
MM: When can I work a funeral service
Taylor: When can I work for Mr. Jere
MM: Do you think Bill needs help?
MM: what color should I wear?
Taylor: Does my mouth look funny?
Taylor: Will I be able to eat dinner? What if I can't eat dinner, will I starve? OMGosh I'm gonna be hungry.
Tonight during the Bachelorette...
Taylor: Can I get my makeup done when we go on vacation?
Taylor: Can we buy a steaming broom?
Taylor: First Im gonna get some cool clothes, high heels, blue high heels and then I'm gonna get my makeup done. Will that happen?
Taylor: Are you listening to me?
ME: I'm typing what you say
Taylor: Are you really? Let me see. OH MY GOSH you are. Hey can I see my new shoes you bought me? yes or No? Are you really going to let me buy some high heels?
MM: Whose riding in our van?
MM: What are they doing on TV? Can I do that? OMGosh I'm gonna watch that show! Are you gonna sell your jeep?
Taylor: yeah then we will have tons of money
MM: I want you to buy me a car with that money
I'M NOT ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS TONIGHT I DECLARE THIS QUESTION FREE NIGHT.
MM:why?
Taylor:Why are you typing what I say? Can I go to bed? Can I go to your bed and watch the truths of magic show? Can you turn on the air? I'm hot.
That is just 10% of the questioning tonight.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Questions, Questions, Questions
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2 comments:
make sure every body knows that it WAS MARYMARGARET that wanted to go to viva viagra not me!!!!
We are a funny family and u are crazy we made u that way
omgosh! funny thing is I can SOOOOO RELATE!!! I always have a million thoughts and/or questions brewing in my brain. i could probably give them a run for their money... hehehe.... ;)
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