Thursday, July 09, 2009

Cloudy Water and Other updates

After weeks of chemicals this is what I have...

Cloudy Water. I used the last of the clarifier and muriatic acid last night and still no clear water. It is frustrating to say the least.

Found my wedding band, after looking through the vacuum cleaner bag, trash, and looking through the house for 2 weeks. Mary Margaret found it last night while dusting the bookshelves. BTW she's dusted this same shelf twice since the ring has been lost. Housework is part of her grounding. So now attack me for using her for child labor. I also make her vacuum the whole house, wash dishes, wash clothes, fold clothes, and backwash the pool. Go Ahead...I'm ready.

Taylor is still trying to figure out how she can become a contestant on every single games show and reality show that she sees. She is writing down every product she sees on the infomericals so that I can spend my life savings on them, which isn't much by the way.

Pepper, the cat, has finally gotten used to Freckles, the dog. She no longer gets spastic when he comes near. Last night I sat on the deck and enjoyed listening to the crickets and frogs, Pepper jumps up in my lap and Freckles sits at my feet with his nose just inches from Pepper. Pepper looks up at me with that look "this is so boring, does he really think he's cute? I'm the one with all the looks" and then she flicked her claws out and tapped his nose and off he went to the other side of the deck. Pepper was pretty smug after that.

The step-dad of Mary Margarets, now ex-boyfriend, called me last night to apologize for all the text messages. I explained to him what went down and about that question his son asked MM. He apologized and said he would get to the bottom of things and that by the end of the evening his son would understand that Mary Margaret is in trouble, grounded and to leave her alone.

Nicole is coming down with Alyssa this weekend. I'm excited! Hopefully Saturday will be a funeral home free day!!!!

6 comments:

Dianne said...

Child Labor ROCKS! Just ask ANYONE WITH KIDS, who is not 18 and wants to make boobie implants.

Dianne said...

I have had an EPIPHANY! I know why you're water is cloudy. It is MM. Her aura is so dark right now that she is clouding the pool while she is supposed to be taking care of it. I totally ROCK! Any other probs, just let me know....for I am like unto the great oz....

Joanna said...

Bwhahaha! How can I compete with Dianne? All hail the mighty oz!

Jocasta said...

I've lost my wedding ring as well and think one of my children has eaten it! It's been a while now so I think it has gone for good.

I'm trying to train my child cleaning army. They are not very responsive - any tips?

EmmaP said...

ok - i like that the step dad of that kid called you. your "grounding chores" are easy compared to some peoples... i've heard of brick piles becing moved from one spot to another, etc.

Anonymous said...

You make me sick,
and Dianne, being 18 and wanting to make boobie implants is better than being probably say... nearly fifty? and having nothing but the messed up view that child labour 'rocks'
you're all so pathetic.