Monday, July 06, 2009

Fascism

Fascism: a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.

Fascist: a person who is dictatorial or has extreme right-wing views. a person who believes in or sympathizes with fascism.

I've been accused of being a fascist because I'm grounding my 14 year old for lying for 2 months about who she was "dating".

A Southern Fascist! That's me! If that's what it takes then so be it.

I'm thinking of taking over the world. Who wants to go to Paris, I'm starting there first!

4 comments:

EmmaP said...

ooh! ooh!! take me! I wanna go to Paris!!! :)

Anonymous said...

Well that's very christian of you to take everything in the absolute of literalism. Fortunately those who are not so close minded have the ability to use words in a more creative way.

But no, you're right, you can't be a fascist. To be a fascist you need to be able to dictate over people, as a Christian, you can't even dictate over yourself, so how can you possibly lead anyone else?

Anonymous said...

Wow, well aren't you special, having the ability to look up a definition on the internet! Good for you :)

Honestly though, your behaviour borderlines psychological abuse; ie not something to boast about on the internet.

I don't know what century you live in there in the deep south, but here in the 21st century when a boy and a girl go to the movies together and spend the whole time holding hands, the last thing parents are going to think is that they have been having sex.

Just relax, even if the worst thing happens, there is always abortion to fall back on :)

Anonymous said...

Hitler also thought he was doing the right thing! Congratulations n____n