Restaurant Review

Monday night at dinner..

We drive around, and around, and around and finally decide to eat at Shorty Smalls. I have only eaten at the Shorty Smalls Express, which is totally different.

I'm sorry...I have to stray from my story....I just saw the Edge Eclipse commercial...totally stupid. This guy spreads the Edge Eclipse shaving cream on his face and it shows....women in bathing suits, with some kind of back pack spraying cream all over the whiskers...and going up his nose with tantalizing deodorant. Good grief.

Back to the restaurant...Shorty Smalls. We are seated and the wait begins. This restaurant is NOT packed. As a matter of fact...business was slow. We waited 10 minutes...several servers pass us up. Finally after 15 minutes...this girl walks up and says..."Have you not been waited on?" Nope. Our server comes over and guess what...he was one of the servers that passed us up several times. We ordered our sweet tea (sweet tea in Missouri...not sweet..you have to add sweetener...) and he comes back and says "Are you Ready?" Nope, WE DON'T HAVE MENUS! He informs me that the menus are on the table. WHERE? Those newspapers folded up over there. OH. Well, I don't know why we didn't figure that one out by ourselves. Server walks off. Tim says lets go, I'm not staying. I send Mary Margaret over to find out how much we owe for the tea...our server says...because you had to wait...no charge. O.M.G. How sweet of him.

Penelope's Home Style Restaurant
We ate breakfast at this restaurant...it was nothing special, just regular breakfast until.... The Hughes Brothers (a family that performs in Branson) walk in and start singing "In The Still Of The Night". They were really good. Mary Margaret was sitting at the table by herself and one of the men winked at her and waved to her. She swooned. I sware...
By the way...Taylor pronounced this ....Pen-a-lopes. I thought this was funny.