Old Technology

Taylor: I can't find this word in the glossary. I need a dictionary.
Me: OK
Taylor: (showing me the dictionary) Do you think this dictionary works?
Me: Works?
Taylor: Yeah, If I try to use it, will it work...
Me: Are you serious? Open it, I bet it works.
Taylor: Yep it does.

Mary Margaret studied just the answers on her science study guide.

HELP! SOMEONE HAS ABDUCTED ME AND PUT ME ON A PLANET WHERE THE BRAIN CELLS OF CHILDREN HAVE BEEN DRAINED AND REPLACED.