Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Insert Creepy Jaws Theme Song

Are you playing the theme song from "Jaws" over and over in your head?

If you are not, hurry up.

Okay...

I've been waiting...

quietly...

for a long time...

it's finally here...





4 1/2 WEEKS PARENT VISITATION!!!!

This is where we stand...
Mary Margaret is one day away from getting ungrounded from her phone. Could her phone privileges be on shaky ground?

Could her 5th Quarter Partying days be numbered?

Will I have a new iPod tonight?

Taylor is not grounded at this present time.
Could her nights of talking and texting Brett come to an end?

Will I have TWO new iPods tonight?

Will they both be scrubbing floors, washing clothes, dusting ceiling fans, scrubbing toilets, cooking dinner all while reciting Arkansas History, Math, Greek Mythology and other junk?

Yeah, I was dreaming. They probably will not cook dinner. HA!

OR will it be like last year when I found out...
about
Lies, Forgery, and Confessions

In ancient Greece times I would be the 2nd Government in command...the TYRANT!

I learned that this week!

To Be Continued...

4 comments:

Anna K. said...

I have found out that figuring out how to make a punishment a pain for the child and not a pain for me is a fine art...I'm still learning.

Kaye Butler said...

It is a fine art.

One I have yet to master, though I am getting better!

Housework is a good punishment.

Taking the phone away only gives me pleasure for about 5 min, the look on their faces, the stomping holes in the hall as they go to their rooms, the bed moaning as they flop down and scream.

Then they get bored and come in the living room and TELL ME all their boy and friend drama.

Then I run screaming down the hall, fall through the holes they stomped and slide onto my bed. ha ha ha

I like that I can reply to your comment through email...brave woman.

Dianne said...

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY BABY'S TUBA PLAYING? YOU BETTER NOT BE! He's only had it 3 LONG days. He can't help it he plays creepily. Wanna book him now for the wedding at kfh?

EmmaP said...

wow! i soooo cannot wait to find out what Cinder-Margaret and Cinder-Taylor will be up to next!!!