Happy 40th Birthday to...

Happy 40th Birthday to my friend Dianna.

There would have been pictures of our lunch together, but she ditched Dianne and I for her work buddies, just cause they COOKED for her. Whatever.

I'm sorry to disappoint those of you who thought it was MY 40TH birthday, that won't happen for me for another five 20 years.

Blogging has been slow for me cause we have been busy at the funeral home and I have been coming home and literally sitting in my chair staring at the boob tube, while I go back to Jr. High and complete the 7th and 8th grade help with homework, I just realized, that with two kids, its like going to school THREE TIMES. Yes, I was yelling that ON top of my lungs.

I have a lot to blog about, its all coming soon. I'm making a mental note. WHAT was that Joanna? You think my mental notes need a secretary? You are right, want the job?

Shout out to Clay and Wattles...I have a post involving her later this week.

Beth, hon, the Feature Blog, I hate to say, has been up for a while, like since you posted that funny do-dah about your husband. HaHa...I almost typed "our" husband instead of "your" husband. Wouldn't that be fun explaining?

More to come...

Quickie...
Mary Margaret: What are you always boiling chicken eggs?
ME: (looking at the CHICKEN eggs in my hands) Um, what other eggs can I boil besides chicken eggs?
MM: You are boiling the chicken eggs straight from Clayton's chickens bottom, why don't you use those from the store?
ME: Um, those are chicken eggs too.
MM: No, they come from the STORE.
ME: THEY HAVE TO COME FROM THE CHICKEN FIRST!!!!!
MM: Never mind.

Keep in mind that my van clock is only a few minutes slow, so it should be close to 7:45 AM...

ME: Girls what time do your phones have so I can set the van clock?
MM: Mine's off
Taylor: 8:49
ME: What??
Taylor: 8:49
Me: did you get that off your phone?
Taylor: No, off the Wynne Jr. High School Sign
ME: they have a clock on their sign? since when? (I look around)
Taylor (pointing to the brick wall that says....
wynne jr. high
849
Eldridge
Look its right there on that wall.
ME: That's their address
Taylor: looked like a clock to me.

That's how we roll. Confusion is our queen.