BYOS&PJ's Siminar

BYOS&PJ's Siminar

Where: Butler Manor

When: Every Night

Time: 9:30ish

Speaker: Timothy Allen Butler, BS

Subject: Teenage Drama, Maritial Issues, and issues with body functions.

BYOS&PJ's: Bring Your Own Snack and PJ's

Timothy Allen Butler, BS is a man of much knowledge. He claims that he has so much knowledge crammed in his head that it is hard for him to wait to 9:30 everynight to share lecture us. We have to all go to bed, turn out the lights, tv's, radios, etc. and give him our undivided attention. We call it "Walton Style" lectures, because we talk through the walls. (this is not nearly as fun as the nights when he stands in the hall with one hand on his hip and one in the air with his voice pitched really high lecturing us) He lectured Mary Margaret on the eye rolling business. His one point was "Kaye only thinks it's cute when I roll my manly, sexy, blue eyes at her, so you see, I ruin the eye rolling for you, which is why she gets so mad at you for rolling your eyes."

His lecture on Marital issues usually contains the art of "snapping" to get things done. *Snap* Where's my food woman? *Snap* Where's my clean clothes, woman? *Snap* Clip my toe nails, woman! If this was a perfect world, Mr. Butler could *Snap* and things would happen. This is not a perfect world. He tries. He fails.

When he really gets on a roll with stopping Teenage Drama, the night usually ends up with both girls crying and a letter of apology from Taylor the next morning. Her letters of apology are LONG. She apologizes for stuff she didn't even do! He gets them to confess to stuff that never even happened. Tim is bad, bad, boy.

Bodily Functions....let's not even go there. I'm sure those of you with husbands and boys can imagine what that lecture is all about.

The other night, he was lecturing Mary Margaret all by his self. I asked him what all he said to her..."I was talking smack to her and don't remember a word of it!"

Shush...he's been making it home in time for the Bachelor. He claims he doesn't like that show.

Keeping it real at Butler Manor!