Not Me Monday

I posted at comment on Emma's Blog and thought...jee that would make a great post AND Emma Featured Mary Margaret!

So...This is what I did NOT do this weekend...

I did NOT weedeat my whole yard, trim back crepe myrtles, and pull weeds from my flower beds. (One of MM's friends couldn't believe that I even knew how to weed eat...tell me BOY just who do you think does all the work around this place is what I said, I may be scared of green frogs but I ain't scared of work!) I did NOT scrub the trampolene. I did NOT let the girls have a pool party Saturday night.

The best thing I did NOT DO...

I did NOT try to Help Mary Margaret with tennis after NOT weedeating all day Saturday. I am NOT 36, old, falling apart and fat. I did NOT slam myself into the fence around the tennis court, not once, twice but three times and maybe more I lost count. Mary Margaret did NOT say..."um your are not supposed to do that, it's against the rules." I did not have on a crapy pair of shorts that would not stay buttoned and I did NOT have to constantly pull them up. It did NOT rain while we were there and we kept practicing anyway. Mary Margaret did NOT hit me with the tennis ball A LOT. She did NOT hit it straight between my legs more than once. I did NOT hit the tennis ball outside the court and have to go get them. Mary Margaret did NOT say to me..."when we do that in practice, you have to run a lap."

She's breathing only because I do NOT want to be in jail, a new season of Grey's Anatomy is going to come on soon and I wouldn't feel right watching it from JAIL.
And besides, I want to go to Federal Prison not State.

See...I said it wasn't boring!

It's how I roll or maybe crawl.........