Driving Miss Daisy????

Driving Miss Daisy? Maybe.
We have a driver that drives UNDER the speed limit.
We have a driver that stops when there are no stop signs.
A driver that will NOT turn right on red.
A driver that freezes with the air on even in 110 degree weather.
(I secretly hope she grows huge ice sickles in 110 degree weather)
A driver that has to wear her hair pulled to the side or she can't drive.
A driver that pays herself n the back when she makes it to her destination ALIVE.
(I'm proud of that accomplishment too!)
And finally...
We have a van that is possessed.

Why?

Every few minutes an invisible wind whips through the van and messes up the drivers eyebrows causing her to smooth them down every few minutes. I know right? Wierd! Seriously, she smooth down her eyebrows while driving. You know how those things just go ape crazy on you while driving!
And...
We have a "know it all" back seat driver.
Said backseat driver WILL NOT try to drive but wants to be the boss.
And she can be REALLY pushy.
Deiver: Mary Margaret
Backseat Driver: Taylor