Where Do I get This Stuff?

I swear I do not make up the stuff that these kids do and say. Really I don't.

Mary Margaret decided to become Lactose Intolerant after watching several commercials this summer about lactose free products. She announced this last week and informed me that I needed to go grocery shopping for her some food. I said fine, lets go over your list.

She had on her list: oreos, milk, ice cream, yogurt, Twinkies, cereal, chips, dip (bean & cheese), strawberries, cantaloupe, watermelon, kiwi, bananas.

I told her I would mark off what she couldn't have, she was ok with me marking on her list.

Her new list:
strawberries
cantaloupe
watermelon
kiwi
bananas

MM:Why can't I have all the junk food.
ME: They all have some amount of milk in them.
MM: Why can't I have milk?
ME: You have decided to be lactose intolerant.
MM: so
ME: Lactose intolerant means that you can't have things with milk, etc. because you are allergic to or can't handle milk products. (explaining on her level)
MM:Oh..well..I've decided that Im not lactose intolerant anymore.

Dianne was right...this didn't last long

We found a flyer on our van windshield the other night. Mary Margaret rips it off (she has to be first) and reads it..."East Baptist invites you to..."
MM: Well that must be some catholic stuff.
ME: Read that again.
she reads it
ME: Does it say catholic?
MM: Nope, but there could be a baptist/catholic church.
ME: No there can't be.
She sits down in the van and looks out the window with her arms crossed. This means she's going to let me think that I'm right, but she really thinks I KNOW NOTHING.

It's my life, come roll with me!