Funeral Home Phone Calls

Ring...
Me: Kernodle Funeral Home, this is Kaye
Caller: I have a difficult question
Me: I'll try to help you
Caller: Are you sure?
Me: yes mam
Caller: I just don't know, you might not want to
Me: I assure you I want to answer your questions
Caller: okay
*long pause*
Caller: Okay do you know Genesis?
Me: Well I guess, its a book in the Bible, right?
Caller: Nope. I can't believe this
Me: I guess I don't know
Caller: They have fake funerals
Me: Fake funerals?
Caller: Yep
Me: Well, Im not sure about that.
Caller: Im planning on having one of them fake funerals and just wondered if you all used Genesis to have a fake funeral.
Me: cant say that we do.
Caller: Well you give your body to Genesis and then Genesis has a fake funeral.
Me: Oh, you mean donate your body to science and then have a memorial service?
Caller: well thats the fancy words for it. Do you use Genesis or not?
Me: No mam we don't. We use another facility.
Caller: Bye.

That's how I roll!