A Few Funnies

Tim: MM come clean up this mess I made before KK sees it.
MM:do I get paid?
Tim: I'll let you go to school on Tuesday
MM: OKAY!!!!!!!
She cleans up his spilled Pepsi and he's laughing. She gets finished.
MM: I wanna to get paid...wait a minute Im already going to school...i got tricked!

Setting the scene: MM and Kevin are on the couch. Nicole is in the recliner next to the couch, I'm in my chair far away (not far enough) Taylor was in bed. We are watching a movie.

Nicole to Me: OMGosh, I don't know how you stay sane. They won't shut up.
Me: You ain't telling me nothing new
30 minutes later...
Nicole to Me: You know, its a good thing its so cold in this house.
Me: Why?
Nicole: cause im having to sit on my hands to keep them warm WHICH is keeping me from hurting those two over there. I really want to **mame them. Bad.
Nicole to the love birds: SHUT UP
Love Birds: What? Did we do something?
Nicole pelted them with pillows.

MM to Dianna: Isn't your Picture ID supposed to show when you are at work?
Dianna: Nope
MM: Yes it is.
Dianna: Nope cause it looks like a grandma picture
MM: let me see..yup it looks like a grandma picture....hey remember you are a grandma anyway.
Dianna: If I wasn't at work I would kick her tail!

**tried to look this up in the dictionary and couldn't find the word mame. Is it a word?