Friday, March 19, 2010

Personal Twist

Warning all lefties....stay away from the right hander stuff...


Now...for those new readers...I work at a funeral home...so beware...

Personal Twist
Are you afraid you might forget what Grandma or Grandpa looks like after they have departed to the great pearly gates of Heaven?

Fear No More!!!!

Have them cremated and buy an Urn with a Personal Twist!!!

At the present time my funeral home does not offer this type of urn, but, if you really want one, call me and I'll hook you up!

EEEEEWWWWWW gross!

The final product is an urn that looks exactly like the head of your deceased loved one. This urn does not come with hair but can be added by purchasing a wig if desired.


Can I say this enough...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

The head looks like its had a lobotomy.

Gross...what if it had those doll eyes that blinked? EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

oh, OH, OH, what if it had one of those recorded messages that was motion activated and the lips moved.....eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww


I need a vacation.

3 comments:

EmmaP said...

that is CREEPY!!!

Kaye Butler said...

beyond creepy.

Philip Billings said...

I think you need to get Billy on this deal.