Not Making Fun of

but laughing with her...

The other night, I thought that Dianne needed some cheering up, so, I fixed my hair and make up 80's style and took a few pictures with my cell and texted them to her.

She was under the influence of drugs. Her return texts were quite funny.
**see notes at bottom of post**
Picture #1 got this response:
**HER: "Susan"
ME: almost
HER: why
ME: wish I had electric blue mascara/eyeshadow
HER:im 2 sexy 4 my camera
HER: y u do tht
ME: did you laugh
HER: too painful to laugh I smiled
ME: Mission accomplished
HER: my drains feel like water hoses
ME: dang

Picture #2
HER:"what a roled modeled"
ME:IKR...
(me: wait a minute...)
ME:"WTC" (what the crap)
I thought that she was trying to say I was a great role model, so I texted her back....I know Im an awesome role model. I know this because I tell myself that all the time.
HER: I had to go back and read what I said cause I forgot already
then
HER:oooo i made a txt funny while stoned

I could almost see her sitting in her recliner reading back what she had sent me giggling under the influence.

**inside joke - the fact that she called me Susan means there is still a light at the end of Dianne's tunnel and that she is tryin to get all frisky with me and that after she's all back to good...that light at the end of her tunnel might be extinguished cause I'm gonna extinguish it for her. CAUSE Susan is not my name.

Just sayin

I'd hate for her to end up with one bigger than the other like a certain 15 year old that I know...who is certain she has one bigger than the other and secretly wants to get that fixed...