This is Kaye, how can I help you?

Ring, Ring...

ME:Kernodle's

Caller:Um yes, I think I have the right place who is this?

ME: This is Kaye, how can I help you?

Caller:I tired the City Hall.

ME:Okay, what can I do for you?

Caller:My cousin wants to bring his mom's cremains to Arkansas.

ME:Okay, how can I help?

Caller:I need to know what plot his mom's mom is in.

ME:In our cemetery? I'll need to know the name of the person.

Caller:Yeah, I tried City Hall. The name? my cousins mom.

ME:Okay, City Hall is responsible for Cogbill Cemetery. We own Crosslawn Cemetery. Which cemetery do you need and I don't know who your cousin is.

Caller: What Hospital Cemetery?

ME:Um, I'm sorry, I didn't say anything about a hospital.

Caller:Yes, you just told me his mom's mom is in the hospital cemetery.

ME:No, mam I did not.

Caller:I'm telling you did and I don't know what you are talking about a hosptial for.

.....it kept going for a few mintues, she finally decided she was looking for a personal cemetery person and needed to find Hill Cemetery....

CRAZY, RIGHT?

That's how I roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!