Survivor?

Would my family make through the show Survivor?

Nope.

They would not even make it through the line to audition for Survivor.

Why?

Because I'm not going to live in some Jungle that's not even on the map and they NEED ME to SURVIVE.

They look for their shoes on the ceiling.
They spin around looking for a brush that's in their hand.
(I have looked for keys that were in my hand, which doesn't count because I say so)

What I'm saying is this, THEY NEED GUIDANCE...LOTS

Conversations with Taylor:
(we are on our way to Jonesboro and MM is driving)
Taylor: OMG do you see what she's doing Kaye Kaye?
Me: I'm watching her, she's doing fine.
Taylor: NO!!!! She's not doing good! I drove the other day and I drove 55 like the speed limit says. She's driving -60. That's bad.
Me: That's not a -60. The - is just a mark on the speedometer.
Taylor: Oh. My bad.
Mary Margaret: Well, anyways, Taylor if I really was driving -60, we would be going in reverse.

Yes, you can laugh and cry with me. Laugh cause it was funny and cry because the State of Arkansas gave Mary Margaret a driver's license and the State of Arkansas will give one to Taylor next. Double trouble.

Disclaimer: This is intended for entertainment only.