Family Conversations

Knowing my "Butler" Family and how crazy some conversations can get, throw in some "Brawner" and you get...

Sunday...
Andy:my brother
Amanda:my sister in law
Blake: nephew
Alisa: niece

MM to Blake: Dude, just thump me...
Blake: ain't thumping no girl
MM: Dude...do it, it's not gonna hurt
Blake: okay
*thump*
MM:Dude...you thumped my pimple and popped it...ewwww

Andy passes out while talking in the middle seat sandwiched in with Taylor and Alisa...all the sudden the song "The House That Built Me" by Miranda Lambert came on and he sits straight up out of his dead sleep...and starts singing...then passes out again...

Amanda and I just laughed.

Tonight...
I look over at MM and she has her knee up at her chin and is shaving her leg with my tape dispenser. She looks at me and says...what's wrong? (probably cause I'm giving her Hope Brady arched eyebrow...what soap opera is that from)
I say to her nothing and keep staring. She starts laughing and says...don't ya think I'm funny...
I tell her..I'm laughing on the inside.

Then she starts the other leg and says..."I'm mowing my yard...I got the front yard, do you wanna do the back yard?"

Yeah...I'm not even going there...

Folks..it's how we roll here at BFD

P. S. I thought Taylor was asleep all this time...she was on the phone with her boyfriend...eeeeewwwwww