I Love Danger

I've been holding out some information.

I really took this job at the funeral home 8 years ago because I LOVE DANGER.

I have come close to being run over too many times.

Yesterday, on the ice, TWO PEOPLE, tried to break in the funeral procession. The first guy broke in, almost hitting me and the FIRST CAR CARRYING THE FAMILY! What did this person do? He TURNED into the bank causing the hole funeral procession to have to come to a complete stop on the ice and snow.

Second person with no home training came about 3 inches from smacking someone in the second funeral we had yesterday.

As if that wasn't dangerous enough...

A skunk ran out in front of my van...

I could not dodge because of all the snow...

Lucy stinks.

Bad.

The end.