It's Fall Y'all, it make us Crazy

It's Fall Y'all! The cooler weather makes us crazy!!! There has been so much goofy junk going on here in Butlerville, where do I begin?

For example...tonight I took the girls to a new Mexican restaurant in town, they giggled the whole time. I was trying to have a serious conversation with them about proper behavior with their boyfriends. They laughed so hard they cried during some of the talk. I blame it on the weather, not the fact that I am 20 years out of the loop. They thought that it was seriously hooooo-larious that I didn't know what the V-card was. FYI: virginity card. Thought you all should be in the know.

The girls are growing up, fast. They have both officially been kissed by boys, nice boys. Mary Margaret and Taylor are so different. Taylor is very private and shy. I have to go to her room for private talks. Taylor said her kiss was two sweet quick kisses on the lips. I asked her if she was okay with the kissing thing and she said..."Wellll yeah". Thursday night I took them all to see Jason Aldean in concert. Taylor came prepared for the end of the night kiss. She said that she sneaked breath mints all night and a bunch right before we dropped her boyfriend off at house. She was NOT going to have stinky breath or crusty teeth. I laughed for a long time.

Mary Margaret on the other hand is going to be the death of me. She goes into way too much detail. I'm glad she still wants to tell me what's going on with her, but there such a thing as WAY TOO MUCH information. Let's just say that her kiss involved the game of tonsil hockey, twice, and she really really liked it. She was still high the next day from the game, strike that, she was still high a week later from the kiss. Her boyfriend asked her in a text message if I knew about them kissing. YES, I read the text messages. They were making fun of me because I am so old and I probably didn't even understand what french kissing was.

So...

I blew her mind...

And told her Tim and I know all about french kissing. Then I grossed her out and told her that I bet even meemaw and peepaw knew about french kissing. Sheesh...she was acting like she invented the kiss.

They don't eat in front of their boyfriends yet and vice versa8. Last night I let the boys come over to our house and watch scary movies. I ordered pizza. They all ate, maybe, two pieces of pizza. So I thought...
Mary Margaret tells me tonight that every time she got up to get more Pepsi, she was really going to the kitchen and stuffing her face really fast with pizza so she didn't have to eat in front of Tyler. She said that she ate three cheese sticks at one time while she poured her drink. Taylor said that she was doing the same thing.
Mary Margaret wants Tyler to think she works hard to keep her figure.

My friend Dianna said...She's keeping her figure and adding to it. So far, I've added a spare bedroom upstairs, two basements around the stomach area, a double wide on each leg and lots of acreage on my backside and there has been talk of a backup beeper being needed. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

I love it when the girls and I let loose and have fun goofy times like this. I'm gonna miss this when they've grown up and have families of their own.

Goofiness is in the air y'all and I LOVE IT.

A few pictures...
Taylor and Brett

Mary Margaret and Tyler

Mary Margaret, Tyler, Brett and Taylor
They THOUGHT these were our seats...

our seats at the concert were on the very top row were the spot lights were mounted. I was still able to get a few good pictures of Jason Aldean with my little kodak...