Yesterday, temporary insanity took hold of me and led me astray.
I let her drive in this weather.
We traveled, the back roads from Wynne to Colt in 1 hour and 30 minutes, topping speeds of 35 miles per hour, I think at one time she made it to 45 miles per hour, which was when she decided to let go of the wheel so she could use her hands to talk to me.
What was she talking about?
MM: Kaye Kaye, what would happen to this van (removing her hands from the wheel at 45 miles per hour) if Jesus decided to come back right now, take all the Christians and we just disappeared?
ME: (calmly) I'm not worried about what's gonna happen after Jesus comes, I'm worried about whats gonna happen to us right now. Get the hands on the wheel.
MM: I've got this.
Oh, we so talked about that before.
Drving down the back roads, we see all kinds of neat stuff, which causes us to not pay attention to the ROAD.
MM: Look that sign says Eggs 4 Sale (chicken's all in the yard)
ME: Yep
MM: Wonder what kind of fish eggs they are selling.
Yep. That's a true conversation.
Monday, May 04, 2009
Teen Drivers Part 2
Posted by Kaye Butler at 4:35 PM
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omgosh! i am so laughing out loud! i AM proud that her hands are at 10 & 2, tho! God be with you...
awe, ark is so pretty. wet.
my BFF lives in Holly Grove. Have you heard of Holly Grove? Near Clarendon.
Actually, I think the hands are now supposed to be 5 and 7 because of the air bags. But I really wanted to say, you are a BRAVE woman. Keep smiling.
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