"Take It To the Mattresses"

"Take it to the mattresses" - God Father

I have taken it to the mattresses....new mattresses. "The man" did go get the mattresses for me. I brought them home and got them in the house, he went to get his gun that is being repaired. I did not have to fight him over CLEAN SHEET NIGHT. I also did not buy new sheets. Have you seen the prices of sheets? FORTHELOVEOFPEANUTBUTTERPEOPLE, are they making these things out of spun gold? Did Hannah Montana spin the cotton herself? I know, the cast of High School Musical sewed them up. $36 for a CHEAP, let me say it again CHEAP set of queen sheets, I'm talking Wal-Mart brand cheap. I did however buy 2 new pillows and a new mattress cover. I settled for my old comfortable CLEAN flannel sheets, which I love.

Now, I sit here, on TOP OF THE WORLD (these suckers are tall) listening to the settling of the house for the night and I know that all is right with my little world. Taylor is laying here with me, watching "Don't Forget the Lyrics", YARM13YOL is in the living room watching the same program (she gets to hog the remote by staying in the living room), yelling at us, "I love this song", "I know all the words", then...suddenly she's changed channels,
YARM13YOL shouts:"Kaye Kaye, hurry turn it to #10"
ME shouting: WHAT?
YARM13YOLDshouting: CHANNEL 10
ME shouting: WHY? (turning the channels)
YARM13YOL: I think its Natalie Grant on PBS
ME shouting: WHAT?
YARM13YOL shouting: I said I think its Natalie Grant on TV singing
(this would be her new favorite singer, she loves "I Will Not Be Moved"
ME shouting: Oh, OK, I think you are right.
YARM13YOL: Dang, we missed it.

Why? Cause we were shouting from one end of the house to the other. Bright aren't we?