STUNNED

This little bit of information warranted a second post for today.

JR. HIGH SCHOOL AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE, hats off to Coach Stepp (Principal) for trying to make our Jr. High a better place. I would have been committed to a mental institution a long time ago if I worked with that many hormones.

I picked Mary Margaret up today and took her to lunch, she needs something special every once and a while, we're not busy in the funeral business right now, so I could actually for a change take a different lunch time. We enjoyed ourselves. (I took Taylor yesterday, our lunch was nice, buy not as interesting as this one today.)

I could tell that Mary Margaret was in deep thought the first few minutes of her pizza. (Mazzio's Pizza two days in a row for me!)

Me: Whats up chick?
MM: Nothing really.
ME: Come on...tell me whats bugging you, is it me, friends, the dog, ants in your pants? (trying to keep everything light hearted)
MM: Okay, I'll say it quick, it makes me want to vomit. This girl tells me to day that she is BI.
ME:(I'm recovering from my heart attack) Do you know what that means?
MM: Yes, Bi-Sexual
ME: Now, do you know what that word means?
MM: Yes, she likes both girls and boys
ME: (LORD HELP ME!) Okay...now what?
MM: Just wanted you to know. I'm not friends with her anymore.
ME:(Am I wrong for saying this to her?) Stay away from that child. You have other friends, you barley know this kid, just stay away.

THERE IS ONLY TWO DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT.

Was this kind of thing happening when we were in Jr. High? (for those of you who don't know me...I was in Jr. High 85, 86, 87...I do not remember Jr. High being this grown up. My sister-in-law Dianne can say..."I told you so!" I knew it was coming, but it was one of those things that I've been told about but was in denial. OMG will I survive? Will the drama and shock factors be the end of my life as I know it? Tune in next time from "Tell of the Jr. High Crypt Keeper!". I'm sure my punctuation is all wrong, who cares?