Thursday, May 03, 2012

Another MED Visit down ONE to go

Today was supposed to be the last MED visit, per the 12 year old Medical Doctor we saw last time. The doctor today (who looked 16)said that Mary Margaret's fracture looks stable and to resume all activities, which is exactly what is 12 year old co-worker said the last time. Way to read the previous charts. I started to ask general questions, when I was interupted by Mary Margaret. She had important quesitons. Can I ride roller-coasters again? Can I do lunges and crunches and go back to my work outs? What about all my school sports? Really? I said to the 16 year old doctor, "She doesn't do those things to begin with". He responds to Mary Margaret..."This is how I would power sprints, super lunges, reps, quads.... She was blinking her eyes and agreeing with him and mimicking what he was doing....LIKE THIS WAS A NATURALL EVERY DAY THING TO HER. She wouldn't know a power sprint if it slapped her in the face, unless she's seen some hot guy doing them because that is just about the only TIME she pays attention. This is how I KNOW THE DOCTOR IS 16. He spoke on her level. I say to this doctor, she DOESN'T DO THIS STUFF. She's a waitress, she fills glasses and clears tables, she is a professional texter, she sleeps, she drives to school, she doesn't open her text books because they are heavy, she sleeps, she uses a remote control, she fixes her hair. Seriously. He says to Mary Margaret, "you should wait until the one year mark to schedule sky diving or rock climbing"...soooooooo, I interupted him and said, "Does she really look like she does this stuff?????" He said see you in August! Full release to do whatever you want to do. I called him a stupidhead in my mind.