Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Ostrich Races

As promised more from the Delta Fair. The girls were on their own at the Fair. The video is not professional!
Ostrich Races







The girls are both selling cookies for JPC. Taylor sold some to my boss and they wrote her a check. She puts it in her envelope and notices that she spelled something wrong on the outside of the envelope...shreds it and the check.


Mary Margaret came home from work smelling like she'd taken a bath in french fry grease. I mentioned it to her and her response: Did you notice that I ate the peanut butter and jelly cookies at home? I said...um we do not have peanut butter and jelly cookies at home, we have offbrand nutter butters.


wait for it


wait for it


she says...I know that. I have allusioinal taste buds, I allusioned the jelly.


Allusion: a passing reference; oblique or obscure mention
She clearly does not know what Allusion means and I know from personal experience she does not know what sarcasim is.

Its how I Roll...

Monday, September 12, 2011

Mary Margaret's New Boyfriend

Mary Margaret has been single for a while. Well, to be exact, all summer. That's what getting grounded and hanging out with the wrong crowd will do for you. I try to be a good mom, so, how I roll is...take erthang away. She is doing better, or so I thought. She had two new boyfriends all in one day. Should I ground her again?
The first new boyfriend she kicked to the curb after about 30 minutes. I thought they made a cute couple, reference their picture below.

She kicked him to the curb because he took her Mt. Dew and ran around the Alpaca stall with it putting his slimy tongue all in her drink and he brought it back empty. MM said that when he came back to her, there was a woman standing next to her with an open beer. MM told the lady to put her beer up while hanging out with the animal cause the Alpaca likes to steal drinks and we do not need drunk alpacas at the fair.

Second boyfriend was a real looker too. She said he loved cameras and posed whenever he could. That's my kind of alpaca.

Tomorrow I promise Ostrich race videos and electronic bull riding videos. (if blogger coperates).


Rolling the FFA way at Butler Manor!

Kaye