Crazy: Bring it!

Bring on the Crazies. I'm warmed up and pumped up!

One crazy lady made me sweat...but the jokes on her cause I'm wearing Clinical Strength Secret.

BA-RING IT CRAZY!

It's how I'm rolling!

Dieting People Are Hungry

Dieting people are hungry and this is why...

The food is the size of a PAPER CLIP!!!!!

DID YOU HEAR ME? A PAPER CLIP!

Just saying.

I'm hungry.

Going to the track to walk four laps because...

If my little sister can do a mile every day, so can I.

Hugs and Kisses out to my little sis!

Happy 15th Birthday Taylor

Taylor Nichole turned the big 15 yesterday. We were headed to Jonesboro to eat at Fuji's but, Tim had to work too late and it was the FINAL ROSE on the Bachelor, so...
we went to Mike's in Colt, just a few miles out of town.

Taylor had a great birthday, she says thanks to everyone who texted her, although she can't see the text because she got her NEW phone wet this weekend. She got the Kindle she's been begging for and now can read the dictionary because it was FREE. Ha!


Mary Margaret was very sweet to Taylor and gave her a card and a CD AND made her a birthday cake. Mary Margaret has been taking a cooking class in school and has become very handy in the kitchen. She made Taylor's favorite, chocolate cake with chocolate icing.

Last night we also discovered a great diet for Taylor. Now, Now, I'm not saying she needs a diet, just saying we discovered the perfect one for Taylor.

Mary Margaret cook's it and Taylor won't eat it cause she doesn't like her sister diet.

I might let MM cook dinner every night...Taylor will be ready for the Fashion Model World in no time flat. She will be very hungry and then she'll have a reason to be RUDE to her sister, cause she's hungry.

Just sayin...

MM is not a bad cook...

Tim - Pepper Love Hate Relationship

Pepper is our cat of about 4 years now.

Tim and Pepper are BFF's.

This morning, Taylor and Tim was talking on the way to school. I hear Tim say...
"What about Sally Port?"
Taylor: Who is that?
Tim: You know Old Sally Port.
Taylor: OMG I have no clue who you are talking about!
Me: Tim, who in the world are you talking about?
Tim: OUR CAT...SALLY PORT.
Me: Tim. (much laughter is going on) Tim, seriously, Sally Port? Her name has been Pepper for the last 4 years!!! You are cracking me up are you serious?
Tim: Yep, how do you expect me to remember all these names?
Me: Really? We have one cat. ONE.
Tim: I don't even like the cat so I can call her what I want.

This is why I'm crazy.
Teenagers and Tim.

He claims to not remember my name too.

Men...

Ladies, can you tell me what is the big deal about men wanting our hair to be long?

I have one answer from an almost 16 year old, one of Mary Margaret's friends, who has led a long life and has much experience.

Her answer "duh, Mrs. Kaye Kaye, cause they wanna look at it and touch it"

So, Tim, "the man", has been going on and on about me having long hair. It's been years since I've had long hair (not really, he too is very dramatic). The last time he was at his mom's, he stared at a picture of me on the wall with all that long beautiful hair I used to have (not to mention that I also gained about 100 pounds since then). He just wants me to grow my hair back out.

So I am.

I will look like this again in a few weeks.

Me in the 11th grade...1991

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....

Keeping it real!

Sweet 16 Mary Margaret

February 20, 2011, Mary Margaret turned 16! She sure has come a long way from YARM14YOL in the last 2 years. We still have our ups and downs, of course, because I am still old and stupid and she's still a brain dead teenager.
Mary Margaret chose to not have a Sweet 16 Birthday Blow Out party so we went to Fuji's Japanese Stake House in Jonesboro instead! I had never been to one, AH=MAY-ZING!
Mary Margaret, Me and Taylor getting ready to hit Fuji's!

On Sunday, she got her present. She was extremely surprised! The plan was to start car shopping in June, when her 6th month driving restriction was over. This was too good of a deal to not go ahead and do it. She can't drive by herself. I now have a driver!

Notice Nicole in the backseat looking a little...worried.