Friday's Shower Question

Ha! I tricked them today! I took my shower at 5 AM, cause I got a list a mile long to complete before tonight! I'm taking picutres at a Halloween/Birthday party tonight. Gonna be a long busy day!

Today's Shower Question

MM: Hey, can I get $50 from your billfold to buy my yearbook?
ME: If you find $50 in my billfold you can have it!

(I secretly know that there are just reciepts and quarters in that thing!)

Am I Riding Solo

Living at Butler Manor, I sometimes wonder if I'm riding Solo (parents of teens might catch on to the "riding solo" which is ONE of the most annoying songs ever, there are many.) The rest of the people living at Butler Manor are riding together in a completely different time zone!

I have questions, can someone PLEASE answer them for me.

1. When asking a teenager to do a chore (and/or turn over their cell phone), why do they answer you back with a 5-10 minute speech as to why they feel like they should not have to do the chore (and/or turn over their cell phone).

2. When having a conversation with a teenager, why do they appear to be listening?
This is just an example and surely does not happen at my house: at the end of my conversation with most teenagers, they blink wildly and say...OMG where you talking to me? Um....looking around the room there appears to be just me and you here, so yes I was talking to you...which again gets the wild blinking and the question, OMG where you talking to me again cause so-so just txted me and was all like omg did you seee him this morning and I was like oh he's just a poser and blah blah blah blah .....this would be where I drift off into never never land).

3. Where do they come up with some of the questions they ask. "Hey Kaye Kaye, it says in the Arkansas State Highway Driving Manual that you have to watch out for pediatricians crossing the road, why?"
(Do you seriously think that word is pediatricians? Why in the world would random pediatricians cross the road? Answer from teen: Um because they don't have a car? ME: do you know what a pediatrician is? A Baby Doctor. Why would you have to watch out for random BABY DOCTORS crossing the road? Teen: I DON"T KNOW, THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU!)

My final question FOR NOW.

4. Why do kids in general wait to get stuff for school signed, ask you if what they have on looks good, how does their hair look, can I have $$ for this or that, and my all time favorite...hey kaye, what are you doing in there? WHEN YOU ARE IN THE FREAKING SHOWER.
4.

Funeral Directors Job Is Never Done

One little fly and one little wasp fly innocently into the funeral home on Union Avenue. They did not know or suspect that their life was soon to be over, much less that it would end in a funeral home.

All day long they were the best of friends, flying high and low, buzzing happily around and around.

Suddenly there was a horrible racket. They headed for the beautiful trees for shelter from the horrible noise. *SMACK* They couldn't get to the trees! Time was running out! The wasp was flying higher and could not save her new little friend. There was a terrible smelling mist, lots of mist. Her friend the fly couldn't make it.

The wasp flies in a different direction, she see a beautiful young woman gasping for air. The enemies, two brothers were battling for the position of Spray King, and they were spraying that evil mist everywhere. The wasp figures soon the beautiful human will also bite the dust just like her friend the fly. The world started to turn black, her wings wouldn't work properly, wasp knew this was the end.

This is the end of the story, wasp sadly died that dreadful afternoon and no one knows what happend next.

ROTFLOL

My husband, Tim won a door prize at a Bar-B-Que that he didn't attend.

He won a SPRAY TAN SESSION!

Those of you who know Tim, know why I'm rolling on the floor laughing out loud!

It's how we roll!