I'm VERY Observant

Let me tell you how observant I am.

Tim and I took our pictures on June 19 when we celebrated 20 years. We took these pictures on the steps going up to our deck. The same deck that the old broken down refrigerator sat for at least a month or two. I grumbled about the refrigerator setting there. Alot. Threatened to get rid of it myself, which would have cause terrible damage to ME, deck, steps, sidewalk, and possibly the vehicle I planned to load it up in.

Saturday night, while showing Tim the wedding pictures I did, I also showed him the ones of us that I was editing.

He says, "Have you noticed anything different about the deck?".....

Im thinking.

Nope.

He says, "Look really closely at our pictures."

Im looking....and looking...and looking...

Nope nothing.

He screams, "Girls...I told you she wouldn't notice!!!!!!!!!! Um, the fridge is gone h.o.n.e.y."

My bad. Now I'm wondering, just where do the girls loyalty lie.

Today I called Tim and told him that I noticed his trailer with all his scaffolding and stucco equipment was gone. I noticed this, like, Friday last week. So...not only am I observant...I'm quick to tell people things are missing.

It's how I roll.

Oops...P.S.

Hair molding wax is not a good facecream. Bet you can guess what I did.

P.S.S.
Brushed my teeth last week with my mascara.

Yep.

New Boyfriend & A Wedding

Taylor has a new boyfriend!! We can't talk about it. Taylor has given me strick orders to not say anything about her first REAL kiss with her new boyfriend, Jordan White, who is the son of a high school friend of mine. She also told me I could not tease her about her first kiss that happened in the pool the other night. I absolutly can not tell you all that he swam over to her and said "Do you think you would like to date me?" AND she will just DIE if I told that she said "Well, yes I would like to date you". So, I am not going to tell you all that. My lips are zipped.

Crystal Loveless and Jason Andrews were married this weekend and I, ME, Kaye Butler, took their photos!!!! It was a beautiful wedding!

I Know HE Didn't

Tim and I have been working at the funeral home together. We have been extremely busy. Have I mentioned how easy going, laid back, and comical Tim is? Well, he is. He finds humor in almost anything.

He says things like..."I take orders only from the President of Kernodle Funeral Home! The President trumps the Vice President, Secretary, and whatever else. Where did you get your orders?" or "Kaye, you need to come hold $%^&'s hand again." AND sometimes you might find him kind of skipping down the hall yelling my name in a sing song kind of way. Again...he cracks me up.

He REALLY cracked me up yesterday.

We are sitting in my office, waiting on a funeral to start...
Tim: Why does the name #$@!&% sound familiar to me?
Me: I used to work for him, I gave him my two week notice and he said no, you can't quit, I fire you and give you two weeks pay.
Tim: Oh, yeah I remember that kind of.
Me: Your father-in-law knows him too.
Tim: Which one?
Me: What?
Tim: which father-in-law?
Me: Um...how many father-in-laws do you have?
Tim: dunno.

He gets up and walks out of the room.
Was he kidding?
Do I need to ask for spousal support?
I want a BIG house with a HUGE UNDERGROUND SWIMMING POOL, hot pool boy, maids, etc. and he can have all the father-in-laws he wants. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I KNOW HE DIDN'T.

Boss #2 Conversation
Boss #2: Hey, my wife found a spider in my bed where I sleep. I almost got bit by it.
Me: What kind?
Boss #2: a Ludicrous Spider.
Me:(imagine me with my eyebrows raised in question) What did you say?
Boss #2: a ludicrous spider. It could have killed me. We buried a guy that got bit by one and he died, dead.
Me: Do what? What did it look like?
Boss #2: a.....ludicrous.....spider! Brown with a Viola on it's back.
Me: a Brown Recluse?
Boss #2: That's what I said.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay.

Ludicrous. It's how I roll.

Funeral Home Humor?

What do you say when...

You are standing in the drive way behind a hearse with a cot,
Someone whips in the driveway and jumps out of their car and says...

"Oh My Goodness, Is !@#$%^&* going to be okay?"

This little conversation amused my husband, who helps with death removals. He's so comical with he reinactments.

What do you say?
Maybe...we drive up to random houses just to practice...
Maybe....Um, yeah, she's okay, we are just practicing for when its REALLY HER time.


ALSO...WE BUY IN BULK AT THE FUNERAL HOME

20 Years and Counting

June 20, 2010 marks 20 years for Tim and I.
Love you Tim...

Busy Busy Busy at BFD

It's been a busy summer so far. Mary Margaret started a baby sitting job last week which has kept her pooped and sick to her stomach, she has to change poopy diapers, boy poopy diapers. We've been going to Mary Margaret's, boyfriends, sisters, softball games...which I love watching!!!!

This Sunday, we went to my Great Uncle J. L. Brawner's 80th birthday party...a few pictures from my side of the family...the Brawner's
Aunt Rosie Brawner, Larry Brawner, Uncle J. L. - the birhtday boy, Mary Bob Brawner and Aunt Dorothy Brawner

Rex & Sybil Brawner, Berlon & Hoopie Davis, Onalee Brawner, Harrell Brawner and Uncle J. L.

Aunt Dorothy, ME, and Uncle J. L.

My neice Alisa stayed with us some in the first part of June. Here the girls are hamming it up for the camera at Chili's, Taylor, Mary Margaret and Alisa.

She's not camera shy at all...and if I do say so myself...a cutie pie to boot!

I "jacked" the following pictures from either Corey or Craig's Facebook. This is Delani (my sister) Corey (stepbrother) Charlene (my stepmom) and Craig (also my stepbrother). They went last year to North Carolina (I think) and that's where these pictures were taken and HELLO...they are awesome pictures!


Corey turned 19 a couple of weeks ago, and yes, I jacked this from his facebook. I may have a problem with stealing pictures, do ya think? Maybe they won't be mad at me. :)

I got a letter from Delani and will be posting some pictures this week that she sent me. Gotta get back to work!!!!