This is Kaye, how can I help you?

Ring, Ring...

ME:Kernodle's

Caller:Um yes, I think I have the right place who is this?

ME: This is Kaye, how can I help you?

Caller:I tired the City Hall.

ME:Okay, what can I do for you?

Caller:My cousin wants to bring his mom's cremains to Arkansas.

ME:Okay, how can I help?

Caller:I need to know what plot his mom's mom is in.

ME:In our cemetery? I'll need to know the name of the person.

Caller:Yeah, I tried City Hall. The name? my cousins mom.

ME:Okay, City Hall is responsible for Cogbill Cemetery. We own Crosslawn Cemetery. Which cemetery do you need and I don't know who your cousin is.

Caller: What Hospital Cemetery?

ME:Um, I'm sorry, I didn't say anything about a hospital.

Caller:Yes, you just told me his mom's mom is in the hospital cemetery.

ME:No, mam I did not.

Caller:I'm telling you did and I don't know what you are talking about a hosptial for.

.....it kept going for a few mintues, she finally decided she was looking for a personal cemetery person and needed to find Hill Cemetery....

CRAZY, RIGHT?

That's how I roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tricky

Owl City has 10 million Fire Flies....

Butler Manor has 10 million Potato Bugs...

Will they EVER go away?

Back In The Day

Oh how I love facebook. To quote Mary Margaret "the old people are trying to take over facebook." Ha! On facebook this week it's supposed to be "Throwback" week, meaning "back in the day". Thought I would share a few "back in the day" pictures and totally embarrass the girls. That's how I roll baby!

Running Scared of the Cops

I knew that would get your attention! Someone is running from the cops at Butler Manor.

Not me.

Let me tell you how I found out.
The girls and I had traveled to Forrest City Sunday for lunch at the Sawmill and to go to Wal-Mart. I didn't notice the cops walk in. Taylor keeps staring at them. So I look over and see two Forrest City police officers. I ask Taylor why she is staring at them and she shrugs and stops staring. Mary Margaret notices them and starts to get all fidgety.

MM: Crap
ME: What
MM: Crap the police are here
ME: UM, do you have something to be worried about?
MM: Yes
ME: OMG, what!?!?!?!?!?!
MM: I'm afraid they are gonna arrest me.
ME: FOR WHAT??????
MM: For looking so gooooooood today.

Taylor laughed so hard she spit her mashed potatoes all over her HOT sister.

Last night I got a late birthday/Christmas present. My little brother Andy called and said that he would be coming through Forrest City on his way to St. Louis, did I want to meet him somewhere? Welll.....yeah! We met at Mikes in Colt and ate dinner. Andy and Mary Margaret did most of the talking, imagine that! LOL It was really good to see him. He might be running through again, so we just may be seeing him once more!
He says he reads this so HEY!

Promises, Promises, Promises...

I promise you all the moon and never follow through. I promised to blog about the Zack Vs. Mary Margaret in Mario Brothers. It was funny. WAS. Past tense.

Welcome to Dramaville....

This morning we woke up to beautiful snow. Mary Margaret text Zack first thing, all excited about the snow. He responded, "Um, Mary, I think you are cool and all but it's not working out...."

OH. YES. HE. DID. Broke my baby's heart.

Drama to the end baby!!!

Dear Mario

Dear Mario,

Hey Dude! I've missed you. I haven't seen you since our Nintendo 64 bit the dust. It's been nice visiting with you for hours on end. Just wondering, has anyone ever complained about their controller thumb going numb? (I could have a slight addiction). Luigi, it's good to see you too.

I have a small problem. Playing two players is annoying now. You have to play at the same time. I love my girls, BUT, they are not good at Mario Brothers. I have to wait on them and that gets me killed. Taylor is slow and thinks it's super funny to bounce on my player ALL THE TIME. She laughs so hard she cries as she bounces, bounces, bounces. Mary Margaret is a spastic player. She's all over the place and gets killed constantly, then floats around in that stupid bubble causing me to die, die, die. They are holding me back, Mario!

Your friend...Player #1...

Thinking I would be slick, I got up early to play this morning by myself. Mary Margaret had her radar turned on and was up lighting fast. Tim laughed really evil-like at me as he was leaving to duck hunt. I tell Mary Margaret, "Honey, it's too early for you to be up, go back to bed and I'll get you up in time to shower for church." She says... "Oh no. I love to play Mario with you and I'm staying up!!!"

Wellllll now, it's 5:00 am and she's going to stay up and play Mario with me. Humph.
So I let her. We played ONE, yes, ONE world until 7 when she got in the shower and then I had Mario all to myself...

Tomorrow...Zack vs. Mary Margaret...Mario Brothers

Our last Christmas get-to-gether was with my best friend Dianna and her girls. We had a ball eating pizza and visiting! 15 years, we're getting old Dianna...